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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Sab Se Ooncha
    Baap: Kaho Beta Aaj School Me Kese Rahy??

    Pathan: Sab Se Ooncha..

    Baap Khush Ho Ker:
    Shabash Beta Aise Hi Dil Laga Ker Parhaai Kero.

    Pathan: Magar Abba Me To Sara Din Desk Per Hi Khara Raha.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bill Gates Ki Waja Se
    Papa: Tumhara Result Phir Itna Kharab Q Aaya??

    Pappu: Bill Gates Ki Waja Se..

    Papa: Kiya Matlab..??

    Pappu: Bill Gates Kehta Hai,

    "I Am Not Topper,
    But Today All University Toppers r My Employees."
    .
    .
    Bas
    Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Newton Ny Gravity Kese Ijaad Ki
    Teacher: Newton Ny Gravity Kese Ijaad Ki.??

    Pappu: Bewaqoofi Se..

    Teacher: What..??

    Pappu: Yes Madam,
    Newton was So silly..
    1 Apple ko Girte hue dekha to Gravity Ijaad kar li..
    Jab K
    25 Saal se Susu kar raha tha,
    Wo kya Oopar jaata tha..? ;-)

    Teacher Shocked.. :-0
    Pappu Rocked.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • What is Challenge
    Pappu Ny Exam Me Question Aaya:
    "What is Challenge.?"
    .
    Pappu Ne Pura Papar Khali Chor Ker
    Last Page Par Likha:
    "Himmat Hai To Pass kar ke Dikha.
    Its Challenge.." ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar
    In Exam..

    Q: If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar.
    Then what is Sikandar..
    .
    .
    .
    Pappu Answered:
    Fish.. :-D

    How..
    Jo Jeeta Wohi Sea Ke Andar (Sikandar) ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pareshani
    Bacha: Sir Kiya Waqai Bachy Qoum ka Sarmaya Hoty Hen.??"

    Teacher: "Haan"

    Bachay Masumiyat se:
    "Sir, to Phir Hukumat is Sarmaye me Izafay se Pareshan Q hai.??" ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Lajawaab
    Teacher: "I" se koi Sentence Banao.

    Bacha: "I" is the...

    Teacher: Ruko! “I” ke Sath Hamesha "Am" Use kerte hen.

    Bacha: OK,
    "I" am the 9th Letter of the English Alphabets.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Music Teacher Asked
    Music Teacher Asked:
    What Is Your Favorite
    Musical Instrument???
    .
    .
    Cute Reply From Kid:
    "Chutti Ki Ghanti".. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sad Story of MATHS
    Sad Story of MATHS..

    Aj se 300 Years pahle MATH Bohat Masoom aur Pyara tha.
    .
    Ek Din kuch Badmash Studnts ne MATH ko Bohat Mara,
    Yahan tak k Maths ki Aakhri Saans thi Jab
    Merty Merty Sub Students ko Bad-Dua de gya..
    Aur

    Ye Keh ker is Dunia se Chala gaya k
    "Me to Ja Raha hun Lekin
    MATHS
    M = Meri
    A = Aatma
    T = Tumhe
    H = Hamesha
    S = Sataye gi..
    .
    Aaj Bhi MATHS Ki Aatma Bhatak Rahi Hai
    Aur Saray Students ko Sata Rahi hai Aur Hamesha Satati Rahegi.
    .
    Fwd 2 All Students.. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Agar EXAM me
    Agar "EXAM" me Paper Mushkil ho to,,

    Ankhen Band karo,
    Gehari Saans lo or
    Apny Papa Ko Tasawwur Me
    La Ker Zor se Bolo:
    .
    "Ye Subject Bahut Mazedaar Hai,
    Hum Ise Agle Saal Phir Parhenge." ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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