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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Student Love Letter
Student's Love Letter:
To,
The Janeman,
I LOVE YOU,
SUB: Application for Love.
Jaan, I beg to say that I am Student of Ur Heart.
I am Lonely. I cant live without U.
So kindly Grant My Love.
Only Ur: Jaan
Name : Deewana
Class: Lovefair
Roll no: 143
By:
Naghma Khan
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Point To Be Noted
Ek Patthar Sheeshay Ko Todne K Liye Kafi Hota Hai..
Ek Lafz Dil Todne K Liye Kafi Hota Hai..
Ek Lamha Mohabbat Hony K Liye Kafi Hota Hai..
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Phir Aakhir
Ek Chapter
Exam Me Pass Hony K Liye Kafi Q Nahi Hota.. :-(
Point To Be Noted My Lord.. :-p :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Funny Shayeri
Sad Shayeri By K.G Kid..
"Mohabbat Ki Kiya Khoob Saza Mene Paai Hai..
Wah Kiya Baat Hai..
Mohabbat Ki Kiya Khoob Saza Mene Paai Hai..
Baki Shayeri Baad Me
Abhi Bohat Tez SUSU Aai Hai.." :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Aise Question
Jo Aankhon Se Hamesha Rehty Hen Door...
Wah Wah..
Jo Aankhon Se Hamesha Rehty Hen Door...
Aise Question Exam Me Aaty Hen Zarur.. :-)
Hehehehee
By:
Maha Abro
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Exam
Samandar Jitna Syllabus Hota Hai..
Naddi Jitna Parh Paty Hen..
Baalti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai
Aur
Chullu Bhar Number Aaty Hen,,
Jis Me Hum Doob Doob Jaty Hen.. :-( :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Friend Aur BestFriend
Teacher: Friend Aur BestFriend Me Kya Farq Hai??
Pappu:
Friend Kehta Hai PLz Drive Safe & Slow..
But
Best Friend Kehta Hai
"Bhaga Bhootnike Tez Bhaga,
Aage Scooty Pe Mast Item Ja Rahi Hai. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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EXAMS SHAYRI
EXAMS SHAYRI..
Kisi ko Na Thi Mere Piyar ki Khabar,,
Wah Wah..
Kisi ko Na Thi Mere Piyar ki Khabar,,
Diagram Ghalat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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A Boy was very sad
A Boy was very sad in class.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy : "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.)
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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