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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection,
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exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also
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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Ijazat
Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??
Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D
Hhahaaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Time Table
Aaj Kal K Larkon Ka
Time Table..
TV 3 Ghante..
Facebook 4 Ghante..
Mobile 8 Ghante..
Friends 2 Ghante..
Aur Jab Parhaai Ka Time Hota Hai
To Kambakhat Neend Aa Jati Hai.. :-(
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Breakup
Aaj
Finally Hamara Breakup Ho Gaya..
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Me & My
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Books
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Q K Hum Ek Dusray Ko Samajh Nahi Paaye.. :-(
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Now I Am Single Again.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Bhai Jaan
Exam Me Ek Larki Larky Se:
"Excuse Me Bhai Jaan."
Larka Ghusse Se:
Paper Ny Pehly Hi Pagal Kiya Hua Hai,
Ek Tum Confuse Kerny Aa Gain,
Ya Bhai Kaho
Ya Jaan Kaho.. ;-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Dil Rakhne Ke Liye
Teacher Pathan Se:
“Khali Jagah Poori Karo..
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900 Chuhe Kha Kar
Billi ______ Chali”
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Pathan: "900 Choohe Kha Kar
Billi Slow-Slow Chali”
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Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao,
Mazak Karte Ho ?”
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Pathan: "Miss Ye Bhi Mene
Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye
Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe
Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi
Nahi Chal Sakta".. :-p :-D
Hahahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Math Ki Language
Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
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Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??
Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..
Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
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Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Exams Song
Exams Song..
"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..
Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..
Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..
Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..
Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..
Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..
Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..
Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..
Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)
Send To All Funter Friends.. :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Super Saza
Teacher: Tum Home Work Ker K Nahi Aaye,
Ab Bolo Kiya Saza Dun ??
Pappu: Sir Wo
Last Seat Per Bethi Hui
Larki Ny Bhi Nahi Kiya Hai,
Aap Hum Dono Ko Chhtti Tak
Bath Room Me Band Ker Den.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Math Bilkul Nahi Janty
Teacher: Agar Tumhare Papa Ny 500 Rupay Loan Liya,,
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Ek Saal Baad Loan Wapas Kerny K Time
10% Interest K Hisab Se Wo Kitna Loan Wapas Karen Gy..??
Sardar: Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Teacher: Nalaaiq, Tum Math Bilkul Nahi Janty..
Sardar: Nahi Sir, Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Janty.. :-) :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Zero Aaya Hai
Charon Taraf Parhai Ka Saya Hai..
Sary Papers Me Zero Aaya Hai..
Hum To Yunhi Chal Dete Thy Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene,,
Aur Log Kehty Thy Sala Raat Bhar Parhai Ker K Aaya Hai.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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