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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Wo Kon si Cheez Hai
    Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan
    Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti
    Hai?

    Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA!


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Hum jeete EK bar hai
    Hum jeete EK bar hai,
    Marte EK bar hai,
    Pyar EK bar hota hai,
    Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
    TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Books singing songs
    Last night in my room my books were singing a song
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    .
    .
    .
    Guess?
    .
    .
    What song?
    .
    .
    Zara Zara Touch Me, Touch Me, Touch Me.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Mein kitna tum pe marta hoon,
    Mein kitna tum pe marta hon,
    Aur kitni mohabat karta hon,

    Bas ik shikayat hai tum se,
    Mein jab bhi parhne lagta hon,

    Tum chupky se aa jati ho,
    Aur aa ke mujhe behkaati ho,

    Na jaany kiya samjhaati ho,
    Aur apne pass bulaati ho,

    Ye soch zara, Ae meri Jaan!
    Kuch kaam bhi hai is Duniya ka!

    Her waqt ki chahat theek nahi,
    Aaghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

    Lekin ye waqt hai parhne ka,
    Ja aaj mujhe tu parhne de,

    Aey neend! Mujhe kuch karne de..


  By: Deewana   Send To Mobile
  • Heated gold
    Heated gold becomes Ornament.

    Beated copper becomes Wire

    Depleted stone becomes Statue,

    Tortured student becomes?


    What?


    Engineers ;-)


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • kal se Parhayi start karun ga..
    Question: Woh konsi aik baat hai jo hazaron saal pehle bhi Student kehte thay, Aaj bhi kehte hein,

    Aur

    Qayamat tak kahein gein?

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    *

    Answer: Bas kal se Parhayi start karun ga..


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Disease affecting D.H.A Students,
    Disease affecting D.H.A Students,

    Caused By: Lecture

    Host: Student

    Reason: Frequent Class Room Exposure

    Symptoms: Swinging of Head, Frequent falling on Table, Automatic Closure of Eyes.

    Sign: Redness Of Eyes, Short Handwriting, Loss Of Conciousness.

    Spread: Student to Student.

    Treatment: Bunking Class.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Situational Message.
    Situational Message.

    "EveryOne wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to Die."

    Boley to!!

    Sab ko Top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta..


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Best friend
    A good friend is 1 who tells u 2 study well,
    But a best friend is 1 who stands outside d exam room n shouts

    "Abay kuch aa raha hai ya aur pharay phenkoon".


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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