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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • What is Education?
    What is Education?

    Ans: Education is an Organized System through which we waste half of our life to learn How to waste the remaining half of our life.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Aata hai yaad mujhko
    Aata hai yaad mujhko School ka Zamana,
    Woh harami pan ki baten, woh Bachiyan phansana,
    Woh hansna hanasana, Woh canteen k Lala ko chootiya banana,
    Teachers ki hatana, woh Punishment milna,
    Woh tullay laga k Murghiyan churana,
    Woh exams ki raaton main Suttay lagana,
    Woh tension ko Film dekh k urana,
    Woh pharray bana k Underwear main chupana,
    Na ab woh din hain, na woh raaten,
    Na woh Bachiyan, na mulaqaaten,
    Agar kuch hain to bas yaaden he yaaden.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Class Rooms are like a Train
    Class Rooms are like a Train…

    1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP),

    Middle 3 are General Compartments
    and
    Last 2 are Sleeper Coches.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Dont attend Lectures.

    A Cigaratte shortz your life life by 2 minutes.

    A Beer by 4 minutes.

    Alcohol by 10 minutes.

    Cocaine by 22 minutes.

    But
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    A "Lecture" shortz your life by 60 minutes thatz whole one hour!

    So Dont attend Lectures.

    Forward to all Good Studentz.
    From Back Benchers Association(B.B.A)


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Degrees of girls!
    Degrees of girls!
    B.A.-Beautiful Angel
    B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
    B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
    B.Com-Beautiful Communication
    M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • FACTS:
    FACTS:

    The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

    The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

    While

    The Shortest 5 Mins. is

    The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

    Isn’t it???


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • GA Electronics
    Dil main mere EXAM k siwa kuch nahi
    Zindagi main BE Electronics k siwa kuch nahi
    Main tujhe tohfay main ky pesh karon?
    Meri Jholi main IC k siwa kuch nahi.
    GA Electronics


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Lambi Judai New Version! (Lambi Parhaii)
    Chaar dino ka vacation ho abba,

    Lambi parhai,
    Lambi parhai,

    Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

    Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,

    Kitne zamane baad ho abba,

    Bunk lagaya,
    Bunk lagaya,

    Soya raha me classon me apni,

    Teacher se roz roz pitke me aaya,

    Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,

    chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,

    4 dino ka vacation ho abba,

    lambi parhai
    lambi parhai...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Honesty
    Height of Honesty:

    Sitting in an
    Examination Hall,
    Opening a Bit,
    Memorising the
    answer and then Writting it

    Without Seeing!!!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Maths and women
    Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world.
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    But maths atleast has logic!


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
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