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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Movies of College life
    Classes = Bardasht

    Attendance = Hera Pheri

    Class Room = No Entry

    Teacher = Janidushman

    Exam = Evil Dead

    Examiner = Don

    Friend during Paper = Hum aapke hain kun

    Viva = Encounter

    Course = Godzilla

    Marking = Andha Qanoon

    Exam Time = Qayamat

    Cheating = Lage raho Munna Bhai

    Question Paper = Ek Paheli

    Answer Paper = Kora kaghaz

    Result = Sadma

    Pass = Chamatkar

    Fail = Devadas

    Future = Fanna

    Vacation = Masti..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Beck Benchers Association
    A sleeping lion is stronger than A barking Dog.
    So a sleeping student is better than a barking Teacher.
    Let them bark.
    We dont care.
    Beck Benchers Association.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Finance for Starting Business
    Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?

    Student: "Father in law".


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Degrees of girls....
    Degrees of girls.
    B.A: Beautiful Angel,
    B.E: Beautiful Eyes,
    B.Sc: Beautiful Structure,
    B.L: Beautiful Lips,
    MBA: Married But Available,
    MBBS: Much Beautiful But stupid,


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Identification of Students
    Identification of Students

    1.Books in bag
    K.U

    2.Books in hands
    N.E.D

    3.Rolled books in jeans
    M.U.E.T

    4.Without books but mobile in hands
    DAWOODIAN

    We Rock


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
  • 1000 pages ki book
    Hum ne pucha k 1000 pages ki book kitne din main parhi ja sakti hai?
    Writer: 6 months,
    Doctor: 2 months,
    Lawyer: 1 month,
    Prof: 1 week,
    Student: Pehle ye batao exam Paper kab hai?


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
  • Why we do not study?
    Why we do not study whole year?
    And spent sleepless nights in Exams?

    Because...

    Sahil kay Sukoon se humain inkaar nahi,
    Magar Tufaano se Kashti nikalnay ka Maza he kuch aur hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Na waqt hai itna
    Na waqt hai itna kay, Syllabus poora kya jaye,
    Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kya jaye,
    Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne!
    Na roya jaye aur na Soya jaye.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Special Offer
    Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
    Hurry offer valid until exams only….


  By: Lucky   Send To Mobile
  • Student's Declaration
    Student’s Declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
    “I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”


  By: Lucky   Send To Mobile
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