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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Examination
    Examination is Garden,
    Success is Flower.

    God Bless you power to Pluck this Flower.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Haule Haule Date Sheet
    Haule Haule Date Sheet milti hai,
    Haule Haule Tension barhti hai,

    Haule Haule se Watt lagti hai,
    Haule Haule dekho darr lagta hai

    Haule Haule Blood Pressure barhta hai
    Haule Haule Paseena aata hai

    Tu Sabar kar mere Yaar
    Zara saans to le dildaar

    Chal fikr nu goli maar yaar
    Ab din bachy do teen chaar

    Haule Haule ho jayega pass chaleya
    Haule Haule ho jayega pass..


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Koi BOOK aisi milti
    Koi BOOK aisi milti jis pe Dil luta detay,

    Her SUBJECT ne Dimagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dete

    Ab SYLLABUS dekh k ye sochty hain k

    1 MAHEENA aur hota to Dunya hila detay.


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Student doosray se
    Ek Student doosray se: "Bhai ye LARKI kya hoti hai?"






    Doosra: "Pata nahi Bhai! Main to khud DAWOOD COLLEGE main parhta hon."


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Genius is a Person
    Genius is a Person Who can do a Work in 1 Day while any Fool can do in 100 Days....

    Just as We complete our syllabus in a single night Before Exam...

    While the Faculty Take Whole Semester.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Biggest mystery of Maths
    The Biggest mystery of Maths:

    1000s of years passed,
    Millions of theorems derived,
    100s of Formula Made,

    But still........

    'X' is Unknown!!!!!!!


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Desk Pay Class Ki
    Desk Pay Kisi Class Ki Tanha
    Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,

    Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
    Khelne Kodney Main Saal Guzara,

    Sunke Student Ki Ye Baat Pharra Koi
    Pass Hi Se Boola,

    Hazir Hun Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
    Pharra Hun Agarchey Main Zara Sa,

    Hain Student Wohi Jahan Main Ache,
    Hotey Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se...


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • New Disease Sleepiota
    New disease found:
    Sleepiota....

    Causes:
    lecture & book exposure...

    Host:
    Student.

    Symptoms:
    Head falling on table.
    Auto closure of eyes.

    Signs:
    Redness of eyes...
    loss of memory...

    Spread:
    From student to student.

    Treatment:
    Leave the Class....


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Koi cheez Bewafai se
    Koi cheez Bewafai se barh kar kya hogi?

    Koi mushkil judai se barh kar kya hogi?

    Kisi ko agar deni ho jawani main Saza..

    Woh Saza PARHAAI se barh kar kya hogi...


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Woh kya cheez hai
    Teacher: Batao woh kya cheez hai jisay tum roz dekh to saktay ho, Par Torr nahi saktay??



    Student: Miss Aapka Muun.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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