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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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I am Bond
All the Electrons were having a party.
Suddenly Protons attacked them.
A hero came & saved the electrons.
They asked the hero "Who r u?"
Hero: "I'm Bond.. Covalent bond"
By:
Faraz
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FeMALE b ho sakti hai.
Yahoo! Yeah! Yupi! Yeah
meri sari tyari ho gai,
pen
marker
pointer
pencil
scale , Geometery
uniform, shoes sab ready ho gia hai ab sirf parhna baqi hai.
Or han Hair Gel , body spray, face glooming cream b available hai. Akhir bhai kal paper hai examiner FEMALE b ho sakti hai.
By:
Faraz
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Kuch Is Tarah
Atif Aslam In An Exam
"Kuch Is Tarah"
Kuch Is Tarah.
Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..
Answer Teray Saray.
Meray Paper Pe Chapa De.
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai.
Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai.
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.
Unhain To Mera Pata De.
Kuch Is Tarah.
Tera Paper Meray Paper Se Miladay.
Kuch Is Tarah.
By:
Water
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About Study....
Eq#1:
Study=Dont Fail
Eq#2:
Dont Study=Fail
Adding Eq 1&2
Study+Dont Study=Fail+Dont Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Dont)=Fail(1+Dont)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
Hence Proved.
By:
Water
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Warranty Expired
A quality Engineer married an average girl.
After 2 years of tough life with her,
Finally da engineer got angry and sent
a note to his Father-in-Law stating:
"Ur product not meeting my requirements"
The smart father-in-law replied,
"Warranty Expired, Manufacturer not responsible"
By:
Rooman Qamar
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Advice for Students
Advice for Students
1. Kabhie Top na karo werna log tum se jalne lagein gey.
2. Hamesha late Class mein jao is tarah her Teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ager Cheating ka Chance ho to kabhie parh kar na jao.
4. Ziyada parhney se time zaaya hota hai aur time zaaya karna Gunah hai.
5. Kabhie Viva na do kiu ke be-ijzat ho ker liye hue 2 numbers se izat kay 0 number achay.
By:
Water
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Engineering Student
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
"Heads: I go 2 sleep,
Tails: I watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
i'll study :)
By:
Water
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Agar DOCTORS film banayen tu naam kuch
Agar DOCTORS film banayen tu naam kuch is tarah se honge..
X RAY ho na ho,
Kaho na bukhar hy,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Mere yaar ka operation hy,
Kaash aap humare patient hote.
Mein dettol ki deewani hon.
Hamara thermometer ap k pass hy.
Kabhi drip kabhi injection,
Zukam tu hona hi tha.
By:
Rooman Qamar
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What’s Fear ...
What’s Fear ?
Fear Is The Deep Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach
When Pages Of Ur Book Still Smell New
&
Just Few Hours Left For Ur Examz.
By:
faisal
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