Deewana's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Deewana
Location: vpaki.com
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Member Since: 26 Jan 2009
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Deewana
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Mein kitna tum pe marta hoon,
Mein kitna tum pe marta hon,
Aur kitni mohabat karta hon,
Bas ik shikayat hai tum se,
Mein jab bhi parhne lagta hon,
Tum chupky se aa jati ho,
Aur aa ke mujhe behkaati ho,
Na jaany kiya samjhaati ho,
Aur apne pass bulaati ho,
Ye soch zara, Ae meri Jaan!
Kuch kaam bhi hai is Duniya ka!
Her waqt ki chahat theek nahi,
Aaghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin ye waqt hai parhne ka,
Ja aaj mujhe tu parhne de,
Aey neend! Mujhe kuch karne de..
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Smooth sea never makes good sailor.
Clear skies never make good pilots.
Problem free life never makes a strong and good person.
Have a tough but winning day ahead.
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Don't ask Life "Why me? Instead say"
"Try me".
Category: Decent SMS Jokes
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Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,
Mein kaise meethi baat karun?
Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi,
ye chanda kaisa mamu hai?
Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi?
kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi?
Kya woh bhi ganja bacha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi?
Nani ke husband nana hein
Dad ke husband dada hein,
To kiu baji ke husband baja nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
Aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi.
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Shair arz kiya hai (Zara tawajo chaiye)
Shair arz kiya hai (Zara tawajo chaiye)
Khushiyan milein tumhe qadam ba qadam,
Khuda ki qasam shair khatam...
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Acha chalo dusra shair hai.
Chahein ge tumko dilo jaan se hum,
Khud ki qasam ye shair bhi khatam...
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Acha last time.
Tujhe khushi mile her su her dam,
Shit yaar ye shair bhi khatam.
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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