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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • How can we stop milk
    Teacher: How can we stop milk from getting sour?


    Student: keep it in the cow....!!
    ;-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Attendance To Laga Den..!
    Wo Aae Hum Dekhte Rahe,

    Wo Bolte Rahe Hum Sunte Rahe,

    Unho ne Kuch Pucha Hum Khamosh Rahe,

    Jab Wo Jane Lage To Hum Chillaye,



    Sir Attendance To Laga Den..!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Future is a Question Paper
    In Life,
    Future is a Question Paper,
    Past is a News Paper
    &
    Present is an Answer Sheet.!

    So, Read, Learn
    &
    Write Carefully


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • New Exam Pattern
    New Exam Pattern

    In 1999, Students:Ans ALL Question.

    2008: Write ANY Question

    2015:Read ONLY Question

    2020:Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall..!


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Woh din...
    Woh university ki parhayi woh dilchasp baatein.
    Woh sylabus ki tension woh Exams ki raatein....

    Woh canteen mein gathering woh friendz ki laatein...
    Woh ruthna manana woh bunk mulaqatein...

    Proposal ki planning woh raat ka guzarna...
    Phir class ke peeche wali seat pe sona...

    Be tuki baton ko serious lena...
    Woh matlab ki baatein hansi mein urana...

    Na woh din hein na woh raatein, Na gussa na baatein..
    Ager kuch hai to bus bheegi palkein aur purani yadein...


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • An engineering student
    An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
    Mere paas degree hai,
    Knowledge hai,
    4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
    Tere paas kya hai?".

    Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Good professional
    To be a "Good professional",
    Always start to study late for "Exams".

    Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,
    Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,

    Raat ko 3 baje uth ke namaz parhne ke baad Dua mangne laga,

    "Mola sab so rahe hein aur mein teri ibadat kar raha hoon".

    To brabar wale bed se us ke room mate ne awaz lagayi,

    "Kameeny tu apni Dua maang, hamari shikayat kiu kar raha hai".


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Top 3 College Rule
    Top 3
    College Rule-

    1. B Quiet in da Class bcuz Others r Sleeping.

    2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, it works as a Pillow.

    3. Keep da College Clean, So b Absent:-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • WELLCOME 2 FINAL TERM
    Jab hum bichran ga ay mri jan
    Ye ankhen khon roen gi
    Mujy tum yad ao gy
    Mujy pal pal satao gy
    Man kasy bhool paun ga
    Wo apny coleg k din
    Wo apni yari k din
    Wo tecthers ki hatana
    Wo canteen man sooty lagana
    Wo asigment sary photocopy krna
    Mujy na bhool pain gi wo apni sub yarian
    Mujy pal pal sutao gy
    Mujy tum yad ao gy
    WELLCOME 2 FINAL TERM


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile
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