Best Collection of New Silly Quotes SMS at Funny SMS

Very nice collection of wise and silly quotes, wise silly words, silly saying, old silly saying, Silly quotes, silly phrases and silly sayings and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu. Our funny quotes, whether it be a funny famous quote, a funny movie quote, a funny love quote or a generally humorous quote will make you laugh! Send funny quotes to your friends. You can also submit silly quotes sms here.

Latest Silly Quotes SMS:

LIPS are CLOSED
A FOOL man tells a woman to STOP talking.

But a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

By: IrfAnwar Send To Mobile

Fact of Life
Fact of Life:

Whenever we find key to Success,
Some Idiots change the Locks.

So Forget the Keys.
Learn to Break the Doors!

Keep Rocking.

By: Master Mind Send To Mobile

The Naughty Wind
The naughty Wind that blows the girls skirt high...

But the nature is clever,

It sends dust with the wind, to close the boys eyes...!

By: Humbugg TheGreat Send To Mobile

Early To Bed, Early to
Early To Bed And Early To Rise,
Makes your Girlfriend Go Out With Other Guys.

By: Ariese Ansari Send To Mobile

Blood Plasma
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

By: IrfAnwar Send To Mobile

Keep Toothbrush Away
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

By: IrfAnwar Send To Mobile

Talent And Intelligence
What is the Difference between Talent And Intelligence?

Getting up early in the morning daily is talent?!!

Not trying such Nonsense thing is Intelligence.

By: Wajahat Karim Send To Mobile