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Best Collection of New Silly Quotes SMS at Funny SMS

Very nice collection of wise and silly quotes, wise silly words, silly saying, old silly saying, Silly quotes, silly phrases and silly sayings and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu. Our funny quotes, whether it be a funny famous quote, a funny movie quote, a funny love quote or a generally humorous quote will make you laugh! Send funny quotes to your friends. You can also submit silly quotes sms here.

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  • Talented Man
    "I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.

    People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.

    Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

    Dave Barry


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Your Importance
    "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

    Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr. BEAN


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  • Attitude Rocks
    "I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people"... ;-)

    Attitude Rocks.


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  • Without Electricity
    "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

    George Gobol.


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  • Secret of Creativity
    "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

    Albert Einstein.


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  • T.V Commercial
    "Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath."
    Dave Barry


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  • Public Politicians
    Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.


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  • Swimming is Not Sport
    "Swimming is not a sport, swimming is a way to keep from drowning! That's just common sense!"


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  • Want To Be Happy With
    Shakespeare said:

    "If u want to be happy with a Man,
    Love him less & understand him more.
    &
    If u want to be happy with a Women,
    Love her more and never try to understand her"


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