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Very nice collection of wise and silly quotes, wise silly words, silly saying, old silly saying, Silly quotes, silly phrases and silly sayings and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu. Our funny quotes, whether it be a funny famous quote, a funny movie quote, a funny love quote or a generally humorous quote will make you laugh! Send funny quotes to your friends. You can also submit silly quotes sms here.

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  • Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Chordo
    Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Per Chor Do

    Ho Sakta ha Kal Tak Us K Liye Koi Machine Ejaad ho Jaye.

    WILLIAM HAD HARAAM.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Aim To be Lover of a Girl
    "Don't Aim To be Slave in Heaven,
    Aim To be King of The Hell."
    Alexander


    "Don't Aim To be Lover of a Girl.
    Aim To be Father of Her Son."
    Alexander Fans :-)


  By: FARHAT FARHEEN   Send To Mobile
  • PYAR Ek Samandar Ki Tarah
    PYAR Ek Samandar Ki Tarah Hai.

    Or

    Har Samandar Main Nahane Ka Alag Alag Hi Maza Hota Hai.

    To

    Sub Se Pyar Lena Chaiye.

    William Chanrey-Baaz! :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Talent vs Intelligence
    What is Talent and What is Intelligence?


    Walking on a Tight Rope over Niagara Falls is Talent.


    Not Trying Such a Thing is Called Intelligence. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Decent v/s Smart Girls
    Decent Girls open a few buttons in a hot Atmosphere...


    But Smart Girls open a few buttons to make the Atmosphere Hot!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Avoid G/F & Save Petrol
    Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China:

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    "Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol". :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Rakshaw Quotes
    Tera Mera Sadiyaan Da Vair Aa.
    Tu Lang ja Saadi Khair Aa.

    Main Ghar Gaya To Laga Tha Taala.
    "Jalnay Waley ka Moun Kaala"

    Band Karo ye Star Plus k Show
    "Haaran Do Rastaa Lo"

    Woh Wajh Gaya Ik Car Se
    "Daikh Magar Pyaar Se"

    Mahngai Na Pora Pakistan Hilaya
    "Jiny Maa Noo Sataya Unee Riksha He Chalaia" :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Aanso Nahin Ponch Saktey
    Agar Tum Ek Roomal Ban K Kisi ke Aanso Nahin Ponch Saktey.



    To Koshish Karo Aisa Tissue Paper Ban Jao.
    Jo Logon ki Potty Saaf Kar Sakay. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Quotes but Fact
    Funny but Fact:

    Larki Se Mohabbat Karna Jurm Hai.
    Jis ki Saza Shadi ki Soorat Mai Milti Hai.

    Kamiyab Aashiq Woh,
    Jo Mehbooba ko B.V Nahi Bannay Deta.

    Kaash Larkian Cigarette Peetin,
    Ta K Utni Dair to Khamosh Rehtin.

    Mard K liye Aasan Tareen Kaam,
    Kisi Larki K Hathon Ullu Banna Hai.

    Orat Fashion Ko Aisy Talash Karti Hai,
    Jaisay Moat Insaan ko.

    Doston Zindagi Enjoy Karo,
    Kal Tumhari Shadi Ho Jani Hai. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Definition of Human Being
    Definition of Human Being:

    A Creature that Cuts Trees, Makes Papers and Writes


    "SAVE TREES" on it.


    Funny People!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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