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When Women Love Us
Truest Fact
When Women Love Us,
They Forgive Us Everything,
Even Our Crimes.
But
When They Don't Love Us,
They Blame Us For Everything.
Which We Didn't Do Even. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Idioms Reloaded
IDIOMS RELOADED:
1. Money is not Everything: There are credit Cards too.
2. Love Animals: They are Tasty.
3. Save Water: Drink Juices.
4. Study is Healthy: Leave it for the Sicks.
5. Books are Holy: Don't Touch Them.
6. No Noise in Class: You Disturb those Asleep.
7. Must Get Married: Happiness is not the Only Aim of Life.
By:
Master Mind
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Jawanon k Liye Ehem Naseehatein
Jawanon k Liye Ehem Naseehatein
1) Khud ko Mobile mai itna na Mashghool Rakho
K Samne se koi Lush Push Bachi guzar Jaye
Aur Tumhe pata bhi na chale.
2) Bike ho ya Car, Kabhi ye mat Socho k Ye Jahaz hai,
Balke ye Samjho K ye to Rocket hai.
3) Koshish karo k Apne Hum-Umaro Se Bad-zabani na Karo,
Direct Sir Phaar Do Kaminay Ka.
4) Taaleem har Kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k Kahin Aisa na ho k Tum
kisi ka haq Maar Lo. :-)
By:
Dapper
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Latest Silly Quotes of World
If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?
Why Does A Round Pizza Come In A Square Box?
If U Aren't Supposed To Drink And Drive Why Do Bars Have Parking Lots?
We Are A Funny Bunch Of People, Living In A Seriously Funny World!
By:
Ariese Ansari
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