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Best Collection of New Silly Quotes SMS at Funny SMS

Very nice collection of wise and silly quotes, wise silly words, silly saying, old silly saying, Silly quotes, silly phrases and silly sayings and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu. Our funny quotes, whether it be a funny famous quote, a funny movie quote, a funny love quote or a generally humorous quote will make you laugh! Send funny quotes to your friends. You can also submit silly quotes sms here.

Latest Silly Quotes SMS:

  • Lines On Biker's T-Shirt
    An Interesting Line Written At the Back of a Biker's Shirt:


    "If You Are Able To See This, Please tell me that my Girlfriend has fallen off." :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Every Woman Needs Husband
    Every Woman Needs a Husband:

    Because Everyday Every Minute...
    Something Goes Wrong.

    Which She Can't blame on
    God or Government. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • National Highway Quote
    An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:






    "Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD." :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Wives are Incoming Calls
    Wives are Incoming Calls,

    Lovers are Outgoing Calls,

    Aunties are Toll-Free Calls,

    Call-Girls are Roaming Calls,

    Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Redefined Definitions
    Redefined Definitions:
    1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

    2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

    4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.

    5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.

    6) Genius - scroll down & see the sender's name.


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Piece of PHILOSOPHY
    Piece of PHILOSOPHY:

    Small Things Hurt a Lot




    Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Start Turning Off Lights
    Observation:

    Old Age is When, You Start Turning Off Lights for Economical Reasons.

    Rather Than Romantic Ones. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Idea Can Change Life
    An Idea Can Change Your Life

    But,

    A Woman can change your IDEA..

    So,


    Always change


    Women to change IDEAS


    WHAT AN IDEA. ;-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Attitude Personified
    To Be Great
    Is To Be Misunderstood ...
    And
    I m Always Misunderstood
    Therefore
    I m Great ... :-)


    ~Attitude Personified~


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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