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Very nice collection of wise and silly quotes, wise silly words, silly saying, old silly saying, Silly quotes, silly phrases and silly sayings and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu. Our funny quotes, whether it be a funny famous quote, a funny movie quote, a funny love quote or a generally humorous quote will make you laugh! Send funny quotes to your friends. You can also submit silly quotes sms here.

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  • I Always Like to Walk in FOG
    I always Like to Walk in Rain; as no One Can See My Tears.
    Charlie Chaplin.

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    I always Like to Walk in FOG; as no one Can See That I'm Smoking.
    Saleem Charsi :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Three Dreams of a Man
    Three Dreams of a Man:

    To be as Handsome as his Mother Thinks.

    To be as Rich as his Child Believes.

    To have as many Women as his Wife Suspects. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Only One Perfect Wife
    There's Only One Perfect Child in the World & Every Mother has it.

    There's Only One Perfect Wife in the World & Every Neighbor has it.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Don't Get up Early
    One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea.

    He Saw a Pack of Stones.

    To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.

    While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.

    He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.


    Moral: Don't Get up Early in the Morning. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Love A Girl B4 Marriage
    A TRUE THOUGHT:

    One Who Doesn't Love A Girl Before His Marriage.


    Can Never Love His Wife After Marriage. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Excessive Drinks & Babes
    Excessive!
    Drinks, Babes, Cigarettes, Are Enemies...

    And

    A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward.

    Great People Great Thoughts!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • A Man Behind A Girl
    Golden Words:

    A Man Who Is Behind
    Drugs, Alcohol and Cigarettes.


    Is More Safer Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.

    William Charsi. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • First Million Bucks
    Always Remember!

    Be Nice to People Until You Have Made Your
    "First Million Bucks"


    After That,
    People will be nice to you. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Great JAPANESE Proverb
    A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

    "If One Can Do It, You Too Can Do It,
    If None Can Do It, You Must Do It."

    &

    Its PAKISTANI Version:

    "If One Can Do it, Let him Do It.
    If None Can Do It, Why Waste Our Time on It."


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Funny But True Fact
    Funny but True Fact:
    A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband,

    A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife!

    What do u say?


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
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