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Very nice collection of wise and silly quotes, wise silly words, silly saying, old silly saying, Silly quotes, silly phrases and silly sayings and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu. Our funny quotes, whether it be a funny famous quote, a funny movie quote, a funny love quote or a generally humorous quote will make you laugh! Send funny quotes to your friends. You can also submit silly quotes sms here.

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  • Zindagi Me Kutta Paalo Billi Paalo
    Heart Touching Lines:

    Zindagi Me Kutta Paalo,
    Billi Paalo,
    Bandar Paalo,

    Magar...

    Khush Fehmi Or Ghalat Fehmi Mat Paalna.

    (William Bachchoda):-)=P


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  • The Best Quote Of Advertisement
    The Best Quote Of Advertisement
    Written Infront Of A Famous Beauty Parlour :

    Don't Whistle At The Girl Going Out From Here,
    She Might Be Ur Grand Mother. :-)


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  • Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei
    Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei
    Aap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hain:

    1-Salam Karna
    2-Kisi Ko Jagah Daina
    3-Asal Nam Sey Pukarna
    4-Bilawja Behes Na Karna
    5-Fazool Na Bolna
    6-Apni Baat Pey Arrey Mat Rehna
    7-Dosrey Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Sey Sunna
    8-Apni Ghalti Taslim Karna
    9-Bina Boley Kam Az Kam Rs.50 Ka Balance Dalwana.
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    10-NO.9 WALI BAAT PAR FORAN AMAL KARNA! =P ;->


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  • Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl
    Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

    Of Weight 45 Kg

    But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up

    A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg

    Strange But True...:-P


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  • Mangni- Warrant Giraftari
    "Silly Quotes"

    ~Mangni- Warrant Giraftari
    ~Doctor- Moaziz Jaib-Katra
    ~Office- Shohar ki Panah-gah
    ~Bus- Dawa Farosho'n ki Jannat
    ~Tajurba- Insan ki Ghaltyon or Himaqaton ka Khubsurat Naam
    ~Parosi- Woh Log Jo Aap K Za'ati Mamlaat Aap se Ziada Jante Hain.:-)


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  • Silly Prescription
    SILLY PRESCRIPTION...!!!

    Put A Mousetrap On Top Of Your Alarm Clock.
    It Will Prevent You From Going Back to Sleep.

    For High Blood Pressure:
    Simply Cut Yourself And Let It Bleed.

    Have A Cough?
    Take A Large Dose Of Laxative (Drug 4 Loose Motions) Then You Will Be Afraid To Cough.=PXD

    Note: Follow This Special Prescription At Your Own Risk!


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  • Jawanon K Liye Ehem Nasihatein
    Jawanon K Liye Ehem Nasihatein

    1) Khud ko Mobile Me Itna Na Mashghool Rakho k Samne Se Koi Lush Push Bachi Guzar Jaye Or Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

    2) Bike Ho Ya Car, Kabhi Ye Mat Socho K Ye Jahaz Hai, Balke Ye Samjho K Ye To Rocket Hai.

    3) Koshish Karo K Apne Hum-Umro Se Bad-Zabani
    Na Karo,
    Direct Sir Phar Do Kaminay Ka.


    4) Taaleem Har Kisi Ka Haq Hai, Zyada Parh K Kahin Aisa Na Ho K Tum Kisi Ka Haq Mar Lo. ;-)


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  • Sunehri Baatein
    Sunehri Baatein

    Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten
    Hamesha Yaad Rakhna





    1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
    Pattey Hiltey Hyn

    2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
    Nahi Hiltey.=D


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  • Diff. B/W Truth & Lie
    Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE:

    Truth Is A Debit Card;
    Pay 1st & Enjoy Later.

    Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st;
    & Pay Later With Markup. :-)


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