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Chemical symbol of Barium



Prof: What is Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Prof: And Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will you get if 1 Atom of BA and 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar: BANANA



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