Agar tumhari 1 pocket main
Math Teacher to Sardar: Agar tumhari 1 pocket main Rs.1000 hon or 2nd pocket main bhi Rs.1000 hon to tum kya socho gay?
Sardar: Yaar main kithay Abby di pant tay ni paa lai?
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