Kela kitnain ka hay
Sardar Ji: Kela kitnain ka hay?
Kelay wala: 1 rupay ka ek.
Sardar Ji: Kela 60 paisay ka do gay?
Kelay wala: 60 paisay ka Kelay ka chilka milay ga.
Sardar Ji: Ok! ye lay 40 paysay kela mughay day chilka to rakh.
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