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India haar gaya



Friend to sardar: Yaar kal India ke match pe Rs.400 lagaye the, India haar gaya.

Sardar: Main to 800 hara kal.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: 400 raat ko highlights pe lagaye the.



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