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1. Sardar Captain  By: Butter Scotch
   Pakistani Captain:Hum ne Kargil ki jung K gaddar Major Rohail ka "Court Marshall" kr dya hai. Sard...


2. Mobile Per Call  By: Dapper
   Dost Sardar Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhary Mobile per Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hai... Sardar (Fakhar se): Yara! Aa...


3. Letter  By: wahabi
   Man: Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne Muje Letter kyu post kya? Sardar: Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr ...


4. soni kuri  By: wahabi
   Sardar: aj mei apni clas de sb tu soni kuri phasai dost: o kive? Sardar: mei kagaz da jahaz bna k ...


5. sher da putar  By: wahabi
   Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun. Son: papa school me miss b yhe keh...


6. Sunday ko Holi  By: wahabi
   Ek sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha " Sardarji aap ye har Sunday ko Holi khelte...


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    SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya? SARDAR : Pa...


11. I LOVE U 2  By: Speedo
    Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi! "Kia kehti hay?" "Kehti hay ...


12. Sardar was Weeping  By: Funtoosh
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14. Aap k Ghar larka Peda  By: Abbasi the Great
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    Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay. Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya...