Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?
Fauji Prade K Doraan Officer ne Sardar Sipahi Se Pocha.
Officer: Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?
Ram Singh: Sir, Ye Bandook Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandook Nahi Tumhari Izzat, Tumhari Shaan, Tumhari Maa Hai.
Officer to 2nd Sardar: Tumhary Haath Mai Kya Hai?
2nd Sardar: Sir Ye Ram Singh ki Maa Hai. :-)
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