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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sorrow is our constant companion
    Man : A great Saying,
    Sorrow is our constant companion; Happiness comes & goes.

    Sardar agrees & says:
    My Wife is always with me. Her sister comes & goes..


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • EK Dafa 30 Sardar Kashti Me
    EK Dafa 30 Sardar Kashti Me
    Safar Kar Rahe The, Or Sare K Sare
    Mar Gaye...
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    Waja?
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    Kashti Pani Me Ruk Gai Thi,
    Or Sare Sardar Dhakka Lagane K Liye
    Neeche Utar Gaye The. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar K Ghar Ladki Hui
    Sardar K Ghar Ladki Hui...
    Sardarni: Sunoji, Jab Yeh Bari Hogi To Larke Usse Patayen Gey.

    Sardar: Oye, Koi Gal Nahi Kushwinder,
    Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai.

    Sardarni: Kya?

    Sardar: Hum Iska Naam "Didi" Rakhen Gey. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Found Cigarette
    One Day Sardar Found Cigarette In Daughter's Room
    "Oh God, She Smokes?"

    Then Found Whisky,
    "Oh God, She Drinks?

    Then Finally Saw A Boy,
    Thank God, To Yeh Sab Is Mundey Ka Hai.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • She Is Kidding...
    She Is Kidding...


    Sardar:
    Translated Into Urdu...


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    "Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Shair De Bachey Rondey Nai
    Bacha School jatey huway Ro raha tha.

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    Sardar:

    Shair De Bachey Rondey Nai.

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    Bacha:

    Saaleya Shair de Bachey School vi naii Jaande.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Thanks Yara
    Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

    Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


    Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

    Pathan: Thanks Yara..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Main aur Meri Girlfriend
    Ek Sardar Doosre Se,
    Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. :-)

    Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai?

    Sardar: Meri 7 Oct ko
    Aur uski 13 Nov ko.


  By: liaqat   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji got a SMS
    Sardarji got a SMS from his girlfriend:

    "I MISS YOU"

    Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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    Socho
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    Socho


    "I Mr. You"


  By: liaqat   Send To Mobile
  • Roti per Se Chooha Guzra
    Sardar ke Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer ghaya.
    Son to Sardar:
    "Hun me ae roti nae Khani"



    Sardar: Kha ly putar,
    Choohy nay kehra Jutti pai hue C. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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