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  • Muhawra: Mun Me Pani Aana
    Sir: Muhawre Ka Istemal Karo.


    "Mun Me Pani Aana"





    Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
    Munh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


    Mere Munh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
    Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?

    Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.

    Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Gang Ne 1 Bank Me Daka Dala
    Sardaron K Ek Gang Ne 1 Bank Me Daka Dala.
    Locker Tornay Par Cash Ki Jaga Se Wine Bottles Baraamad Hoi.
    Sardaron Ne Khushi Khushi Ek Ek Bottle Pi.
    Or
    Baqi Samait Kar Sath Le Gaye. Agle Din Akhbar Mein Headline Thi...


    Anokha Waqia

    Blood Bank Loot Lia Gya.=PXD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat
    Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya,
    Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
    Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola:

    Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz Lagai,
    Main Munday Da Piyo, Kithay Kurri Da Piyo?
    Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein.

    Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
    Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kurri Da Chacha?
    Unho Ne Kameez Exchange Kar Lein,

    Us K Bad Mujhse Raha Na Gaya, Main Ne Kaha, "Main Munday Da Yaar Kithay Kurri Da Yaar?

    Bus Fair Danday, Sotay Te Jutian Exchange Hoiyan.=PXD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped
    Sardarji To Others:
    Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped
    In A Rubber Band?

    One Said, Yes I Did.


    Sardar:
    Well, It's Your Lucky Day,
    I Found The Rubberband!=P:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Coins I Have In My Pocket?
    Sardar 2 Friend:
    Guess How Many
    Coins I Have In My Pocket?

    Friend:
    If I Guess Right, U Give Me 1?

    Sardar:
    O ji, I Will Give Both Of Them.:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ko Truck Ne Takkar Mar Di
    Sardar Ko Truck Ne Takkar Mar Di

    Dost:
    Yar Jo Hona Tha Hogaya
    Per Tu Itna Dara Huwa Q Hai?

    Sardar:
    Yar Kyon K Us Truck K Pichay Likha Tha
    -
    -
    Phir Milenge.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye
    Teacher: Translate This Punjabi
    Sentence Into English

    Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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    Sardar:
    A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • How Escape If Lion Comes
    Sardar Is Driving A Jeep In A Jungle.

    Tourist:
    How Do We Escape If Lion Comes Now?

    Santa:
    Give Right Indicator And Turn Left.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • i love u 2
    1 admi sardar g kia ap ko kisi se piyar hua he?
    Sardar g han yar lekn wo manti ni:-(
    admi:kia kehti he?
    Sardar:kehti he i love u 2 sala na jane ye 2 kn he?:-(


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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