Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir
Ek Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir Jata Hai,
Aur Aik bari moorti ke Samne Aankhain band kar de Beth Jata Hai,
Itne main Pandit Wo Moorti uthata Hai,
Aur Choti Moorti Rakh Deta Hai.
Sardar Aankhain Kholta hai
Aur Choti Moorti Dekhta hai to Kehta Hai.
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Oye Chal Bade Noo Bhej. :-)
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