A Jumbo Pathan Package
A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE
4 Pathanon Ne Mil Kar Petrol Pump Khola.
1 Bhi Customer Nahi Aya.
Kyun?
Petrol Pump Was On 1st Floor.
Phir Charon Ne Usi Floor Pe Ek Restaurant Khola.
1 Bhi Customer Nahi.
Kyun?
Petrol Pump Ka Board Nahi Hataya Tha.
Phir Charon Ne 1 Taxi Li. 1 Bhi Sawar Na Hua.
Kyun?
2 Pathan Agay Or 2 Pathan Peeche Beth Kar Sawari Dhund Rahe The.
Taxi Kharab Ho Gai. Chaaron Ne Khoob Dhakka Lagya But Taxi Wahi Ki Wahi. Kyun?
2 Aagay Se Or 2 Peeche Se Dkhakka Laga Rahe The.
Phir Charon Ne 1 Bacha Kidnap Kia. Bachay Se Kaha Apne Baap Se 5 Lac Rs La Warna Tujhe Maar Den Gay.
Bacha Ghar Gaya Or Us K Baap Ne Paise Bhi Die.
Kyun?
Bachay Ka Baap Bhi Pathan Tha...!!:-)=P
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