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Pathan k ghr bili thi



Pathan k ghr bili thi!
Tang A kr usy kahein chor aya,
Ghr aya to bili pehly pohnchi hoe thi,
Pathan Dubara kahin Door chor aya,
Bili phr ghr a gae,
Pathan gsuy mein use bohot dor
chorne gaya,
Wahan sy wife ko call ki,
Bili ghr pohnchi..?
Wife: Han
Pathan: Us kamini sy bol k muje
aa kr ly jy,
Main rasta Bhool gaya hn.



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