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1. Ek Pathan Larki Ko  By: Haya Ali
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5. Dusri Shadi  By: Haya Ali
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7. Media Wali Ladki  By: Maha Abro
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8. Tujhy Kuch Nahi Ata  By: Maha Abro
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10. Bill  By: Haya Ali
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11. Bivi Me Dhamaka  By: Haya Ali
    Pathan Newspaper Ka Sub-editor Ban Gaya.. Us Ny Ek Kabar Ki Head Line Ye Di, "Bivi Me Dhamaka".. C...


12. Me Kon  By: Sumaira Malik
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