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5. Butter slices  By: Dapper
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6. BROTHER AND SISTER  By: Funter
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8. Pathan on first of his marriage  By: Funter
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10. A pathan used to go to  By: Funter
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11. A Pathan goes to a hotel  By: Funter
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12. Pathan aur Halwai  By: Rahim Shah
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