Larki phansani aati hai
Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.
Phans gai larki.
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