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Jail Main Pathan se



Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?

Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.

Aur



Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.



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