Sab Se Nalaik
Pathan: Beta Tumhare School Me Sab Se Nalaik Kon Hai??
Beta: Abba Hanara Teacher Bohat Nalaik Hai.
Pathan: Kese??
Beta: Kal Unhon Ny Kaha 6+4=10
Aur Aaj Kaha 9+2=10
Un Ko Khud Sahi Se Nahi Pata Hai.
Pathan Agly Din Bete Se:
Beta Tumhare Principal Ko Bhi Kuch Nahi Ata
Aaj Me Teacher Ki Shikayat Kerny Gaya To
Wo Kehny Lagy 5+5=10 Hota Hai. :-D
Hahhaha
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