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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Purani Kahawat hai ke,
    Purani Kahawat hai ke,

    Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

    Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??


    Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • InCOME
    An old man married a young Girl,


    Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in me Shadi ke liye kiya daikha ?

    Girl : Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din COME.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • For Sale
    For Sale;

    A complete set of the Encyclopedia Brittanica,
    Not needed as wife knows everything already!


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • They say that when
    They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,

    It is love;

    after marriage: it is self-defense


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Person who SURRENDERS
    A person who SURRENDERS when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
    A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
    A person who SURRENDERS even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • You always carry my photo
    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • 1st Year of Marriage:
    1st Year of Marriage:
    Husband speaks, wife listen.

    2nd Year of Marriage:
    Wife speaks, husband listen.

    3rd Year of Marriage:
    Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • How a woman calls her
    How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
    Yr 1. Janu
    Yr 2. O G.
    Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
    Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

    And then…..
    Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi k shuru k dino main
    BV: Shadi k shuru k dino main jab main khana pakati thi to aap mujhe ziyada khilatay they. Lekin ab aap aisa kyon nahi karty?

    Shohar: Kyon k ab tumhain khana pakana aagaya hai.


  By: Kulvinder Singh   Send To Mobile
  • Happy UnMarried Life!
    Before Marriage:

    "Roses are red, Sky is blue, I LOVE YOU"..

    After Marriage:

    "Roses are dead, I have flu don't come near, Paray mar tu"......


    So Happy UnMarried Life!


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
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