True Facts About Marriage
Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.
Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.
Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.
Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi. :-)
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