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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Yesterday Night I Saw A Dream
    Wife: Yesterday Night I Saw A Dream
    That U Were Sending Me
    Jewelry And Clothes!


    Husband: Yeah, I Saw
    Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!:-)


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  • A Person Who Surrenders
    A Person Who Surrenders
    When He's WRONG,
    is HONEST.

    A Person Who Surrenders
    When Not SURE,
    Is WISE.

    A Person Who Surrenders
    Even If He's RIGHT,
    Is A
    HUSBAND.!:-)


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  • What Is 10 Years With Me?
    Wife: What Is 10 Years With Me?
    Husband: A Second.

    Wife: What Is $1000 For Me?
    Husband: A Coin.

    Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin.
    Husband: Wait A Second.:-)=P


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  • College Ke Bare Mein Experience
    Wife: "College Ke Bare Mein Tumhara Koi
    Bura Experience
    Hai?"

    Husband: "Haan!! Tumhari
    Aur Meri Pehli
    Mulakat College
    Mein Hi To Hui
    Thi..." :-/


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  • An Affair With His Secretary
    A Married Man Have An Affair With His Secretary

    One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

    While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt

    At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ?

    He Replied, I Cant Lie To U,
    I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From

    Date

    Wife Looked At Him & Shouted

    Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .:-)


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  • Wife Came Home With A Goat
    Wife Came Home With A Goat.

    Husband Asked: Is Bhains Ko Ghar Kyun Lai Ho?

    Wife: Dikhta Nahi, Bakri Hai!

    Husband: Bakri Se He Poch Raha Hon.:-)


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  • Makkhiya Maar Raha Hon
    Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Makkhiya Maar Raha Hon.

    Wife: Kitni Mari?
    Husband: 3 Male Or 2 Female.

    Wife: Kaise Malum?
    Husband: Kyon k 3 Daaru ki Bottle Se Chipki Thi Or 2 Phone Se. :-)


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  • I Can't Sell You Poison
    Man At Medical Store: I Need Poison
    Chemist: I Can't Sell You That

    Man Shows His Marriage Certificate
    .
    .
    .
    Chemist: Oh! Sorry,
    I Didn’t Knew U Had A Prescription.


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  • A Husband Said To His Wife
    After A Quarrel,
    A Husband Said To His Wife:
    "You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You."

    She Replied:
    "Yes, Dear I Know, But I Was In Love And Didn't Notice."=DXP


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