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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • 1 Shareef Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye
    1 Shareef Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye???

    1 Biwi Jo Pyar De

    1 Biwi Jo Acha Khana Banae

    1 Biwi Jo Uski Khidmat Kare

    Aur
    Ye Teeno
    Biwiya
    Mil Jul kr Rahen:-)


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  • 1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me
    1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta tha

    1 Din Us Ne Anda Boil Kiya To Kehne Lga
    "Aj To Mujhe Fry Khana Tha'


    Agle Din Fry Kiya To Bola
    "Aj To Mujhe Boil Khana Tha"

    Agle Din BV ne Dono Bana Liye.


    Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola,

    "Kr Diya Na Satiyanas..
    Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Usey Boil Kr Diya
    Aur
    JisKo
    Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry Kr Diya..


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Dunya Ka Koi Bhi Shaks Kisi Bhi
    Husband:
    Dunya Ka Koi Bhi Shaks Kisi Bhi
    Waqt Koi Bhi Chez Churaye Is ko
    Iski Saza Zaror Milti Hai.

    Wife:
    Tumhe yad Hai, Tum Shadi Se Pehle Mere Honto Ki Laali Churaya Karte The.

    Husband:
    Uski Saza Toh Aj Tak Bhugat Raha Hun.=P


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  • A Person Who Surrenders
    A Person Who Surrenders
    ...When He's WRONG,
    is HONEST.
    A Person Who Surrenders
    ...When Not SURE,
    Is WISE.
    A Person Who Surrenders
    ...Even If He's RIGHT,
    .
    .
    Is A HUSBAND.!:-) :P


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  • If you don't have a Wife
    Baba Shakespeare Said :
    "If you don't have a Wife,
    You are missing Something
    in your Life.
    .
    But
    .
    If You Have A Wife,
    You are Missing Everything in Life. :-)


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  • Mai Itna Bara Kab Hon Ga K
    Son To Dad : Papa, Mein Itna Bara Kab Hon Ga K Mein Mummy Se Bina Poche Bahar Ja Sakon?


    Papa : Beta Abhi Itna Bara To Mein Bhi Nahi Hua!!!=P:->


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  • Khushi Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta
    Wife Say: I Will Die.

    Husband: I Will Also Die.

    Wife: Why?

    Husband: B'coz Main Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakta.=P:-)


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  • Marriage Is Like Order
    "MArriAgE iZ liKe OrDeR iN a rEstAuRaNt...
    yOU oRdEr yOur chOicE frOm tHe mEnU
    &
    tHeN lOOk aT tHe nEighBoUr's tAbLe & wiSh...

    "kAsH yE OrdEr kYa hOtA " :)


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  • Ek Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Apni
    Ek Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Apni
    Moti Biwi Se Bola K Sisak Sisak
    K Marna Theek Hai Ya Ek Dum.

    BIWI :
    Ek Dum.

    Aadmi :
    To Apni Dusri Tang Bhi Mujh
    Per Rakh Do.=PXD


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