malik's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: malik
Location: spain
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Member Since: 28 Jun 2010
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Aik Zuban He Honi Chahiye
Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se): Mai Is Mahine Ka Kiraya Adaa Nahi Kar Sakun ga.
Maalik Makaan: Aap ne Pichle Mahine Bhi Yehi Kaha Tha.
Kiraye Daar: Janab Insan ki Zuban Aik hi Honi Chahiye...
Aur Mai Apni Zuban pe Qaim Hun. :-)
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Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?
Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)
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bimari
mareez:doctor sahib muje baohot ajeeb bimari he
Doctor:wo kia?
Mareez: wo ye ke me jab bhi chalta hun to mere paun agey pichte hote hein.......
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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riksha
baap bete se:beta agar tum pass ho gaye to me tumhe cycle le ke dun ga.
Beta:agar fail ho gya to?
Baap:agar fail hue to riksha le kr dun ga...
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5 hazar rupee
beta baap se: abu ap ne kaha tha na ke agar me pass ho gya to ap muje 5 hazar rupee dein ge.
baap:han beta.
beta:to mubarak ho ap ke 5 hazar rupee bach gaye...
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