Beta U.S.A se mere liye
Maa : Beta U.S.A se mere liye
Jawan hony ki dawai bhejna.
Bete ny U.S.A se capsule bhejy or kaha k
1 se ziada nahi khana.
Jab Beta USA se wapas aya to dekha k
Ghar me ek khubsoorat larki ghoom rahi thi.
Beta : Tum kon ho?
Larki : Me teri Maa hun.
Beta : Abba kahan hen?
Maa : Unhon ny 10 capsule kha liye thy,
Wo jhoolay me so rahy hen...:-)
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