Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko
1 Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko bary ghor se
dekh raha tha.
Bivi ny poocha : Ajee itny piyar se
Q dekh rahy ho?
Aadmi ny kaha : Agar is me ek cheez hoti
to aaj ham Mardon ki zindagi Jannat hoti.
Bivi ny poocha : Wo kiya jee?
Aadmi ny bari Hasrat se kaha :
"Expiry Date"...:-)
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