If Girl Vomits
If Girl Vomits,,
Parents asks: "Kaun tha Wo Kameena??"
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If Boy Vomits,
Parents asks: "Kaminey fir Aaj Daaru Pee k agaya??"
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Moral:
No Matter who ever Vomits
Boyz r Always Considered as Kameena
But Who Damn Cares..:-)
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