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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:



  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Lives of Dog
    Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?

    Tat's how dogs spend their lives.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Fourth Child Born
    Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?

    Because they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Hand Grenade in her
    Q: What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you?

    A: Run like hell....

    She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Quietest Place
    What's the quietest place in the world?


    The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Chinese Cookbook
    Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?


    "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog".


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Shot my Paw
    A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.


    He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Serve Food Here
    A chicken sandwich walked into the bar,

    Ordered some food and beer.


    The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • I like Kids
    I like Kids.

    But I don't think

    I could eat a whole one.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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