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Chota Phal



Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Me
Ja Rahe The To Unko Kuch
Jungliyon Ne Pakad Liya, Aur
Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.
Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha:
“Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi
Phal (Fruit) Leke Aao.”
.
Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya.
.
Sardar: “Isko Apni Gaand Me
Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaz Nikali
To Maare Jaoge.”
Usne Jesi Hi Apple Gaand Me
Ghusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gai Aur
Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya..
.
Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha.
Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.
.
Swarg Me Pehla Dost Dusre Se:
“Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Phal Leke
Aaya Tha To Phir Chilaya Kyu?”
.
Dost: “Arey Me Chilaya Nahi
Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost
Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main
Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya“

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