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Apni zehniyat ko saaf rakhen
1 girl ask 2 pappu : Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Paisay
Girl : Woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.
Girl : Woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan main ched.
MORAL : Aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain.
By:
Farhan Rajput
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Types of SEX
Teacher to student: there is two type of sex on earth i.e. male and female
one student : teacher i know few more.
teacher : what?
student : bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
By:
momi
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hhheeeeee
A daughter ask her mother;
Mom...!!!
What is ishq ?
What is pyar ?
What is mohabbat ?
Mom replied:-
kuch nahi beti sab free mein sex k bahaney hain.
By:
momi
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shocking
pathan ka bura din.....
darwaza khola tu kundi hath mein,
nul khola tu tooti hath mein,
suit case uthaya tu handle hath mein...
ab dar raha hai susu karun yan na karun.
By:
momi
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Harami Pan
Jin: Kya hukum hai mere Aaqa?
Aaqa: Pakistan se Load Shedding aur Mehngai kam kar do, aur Petrol sasta kar do.
Jin: Aaqa! Hukum do "Harami Pan" mat karo.
By:
Jasper
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Pregnancy
Man to his doctor: Yaar agar wife pregnant ho jaye to konse month tak SEX ker saktey hein?
Doctor: Jab tak bacha andar se "CHAK" na marey!
By:
Majid
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Chowdhary aayega to Kaam karengy
Wife A: I hate my Engineer Husband, "Erect & Erect".
Wife B: I hate my Doctor Husband, "Inject & Inject".
Wife C: You both are lucky, mine is Judge, "Tareekh pe Tareekh".
Wife D: Tum mujhse ziyada lucky ho, I hate my Vakeel husband jo pichle ek saal se hartaal pe hai,
Kehta hai Chowdhary aayega to Kaam karengy.
By:
Funter
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