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  • A Very Shy Young Man Goes
    A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar And Sees
    A Beautiful Woman Sitting Alone,
    After 1 Hour
    He Gathers Enough Courage To Ask Her
    "Excuse Me Can I Sit Beside U?"

    She Responds Loudly

    Every 1 In The Bar Starts To Look At The Man,
    The Man Was Embarrassed

    After A Few Minutes The Woman Walks Over To
    His Table Smiles N Apologizes Says U See I'm
    A Psychology Student Studying How People Respond
    To Embarrassing Situations,

    Man Replied(Loudly):

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Man Joined FACEBOOK
    A Man Joined FACEBOOK
    His Son Wrote On
    His Wall
    "W T F Dad"
    Man Rplied: Wht8 d
    Hell , U've No Respect
    4 Me ?

    Kid Rplied: Dad Chill
    It Means
    "Welcome To Facebook" =P =D

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Once There Lived A SEXY MAN
    Once There Lived A SEXY MAN Who Had No Wife,
    But Still Every Night He Enjoyed...

    "DINNER" ;->

    U Dirty Mind...

    Upper Rakho
    Bole To
    keeP iT UP... =P

  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Husband and Wife Claimed to be Virgin
    On Their First Night,
    Both Husband and Wife Claimed to be a Virgin.

    Wife: Honey, Are you sure you are a Virgin?
    If this is your First time, Why are you Doing so Well?


    Husband: If this is Your First Time,
    How you Know that I'm doing So Well? :-)

  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Having a Cold Drink
    Having a Cold Drink on a Hot day With a few Friends is Nice




    What about having a Hot Friend on a Cold Night after a few Drinks...


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • high class insult
    High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
    Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai


  By: Sahil Boss   Send To Mobile
  • very funny
    A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
    "Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

    she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

    every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
    After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

    Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

  By: Sahil Boss   Send To Mobile
  • muhalla hi chor diya
    1 larka dosre larke se:

    Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

    2nd boy!
    Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

  By: Sahil Boss   Send To Mobile
  • Bare ajeeb Shaks Ho
    Ajab shaks ho tm
    Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

    Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

    Wese to kehte Ho

    "I Hate Girls"
    Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

  By: Sahil Boss   Send To Mobile
  • Show Us How AIDS Spreads
    Sir Walked up to the Hottest Girl in the Class and Kissed Her.
    Then he Addressed the Class Said:

    See Students AIDS does not Spread by Kissing.

    Students: Sir,


    Please Show Us How It Spreads. :-)

  By: REHAN   Send To Mobile
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