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  • Lose ALL your friend
    Man come home,
    Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
    He shoots his Friend.
    Wife says “If you behave like this,
    you will lose ALL your friend.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Musafir to na girao
    Wife: Thora aram se karo Express chala rahe ho.
    Husband: To kiya Mallgari chalaon?
    Itne main munna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.
    JJo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao.


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor sahib mera pati
    Lady: Doctor sahib mera pati sex nai karde.

    Doctor: Aah goli lai javo te raat nu ik goli dudh ch de devo
    10 din baad Doctor ohna de ghar halchaal puchan gya te os lady
    da munda aya te os ne dasya k Mummy di Daddy ne eni fuddi layi
    k mummy mar gayi,te meri Masi hospital ch hai, te sadi kamwali
    di bund paat gayi hai,te main v lukya hoya va, te daddy garden
    ch nanga fir rha hai te uchi-2 keh riha hai k aj msg padan wale di khair nahi.


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pehli Baar Behen Kaha
    Mallika at Airport:

    Bhikhari: Behan ji 1 rupiya dedo.
    Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

    Secretary: Why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
    Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Doctor Mareez k Peechay
    1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha...

    Logon ne poocha Kya hua?

    Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..

    SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • SAAS Lene Main
    Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
    Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.


    Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo!!


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Lady Traffic Police
    A man married lady traffic police:

    Inspector's friend: How was ur first night?

    MAN: She charge Rs.100 from me for over speed,
    Rs.200 for wrong side entry,
    and Rs.500 for no Helmet.


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sales Girl
    Police: Dhandha karti hai?

    Call Girl: No sir main to sales girl hoon, Condom Bechti hoon, magar customer try karke kharidega to main kya karoo.....


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • How Papa Looks Like
    A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like?

    Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of Nurse
    A Young & beauti Full Woman... Who Fingers U In All Places & Hold Ur Hand & Than Expects Ur Pulse To b Normal..... ;->


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
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