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Latest Adult SMS Jokes:

  • Look aajata hai
    1 Hindu ne Musalmaan se pocha, tum log Khatnay kyon karwatay ho?
    Musalmaan soch main par gaya,
    Phir bola Faida to kuch khaas nahi,

    Bus zara Look aajata hai.


  By: Funster   Send To Mobile
  • Khoon Kharaba
    Aik Larka Larki Say: Main Kanwari Larkiyon se Sex nahi kerta.
    Larki: Woh kyon?
    Larka: Kyon k Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai.


  By: Akif Javed   Send To Mobile
  • Law of Reverse dynamics
    Law of Reverse” dynamics:

    When a man becomes rich
    he becomes naughty &

    when a woman becomes naughty….
    she becomes rich…


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Chale gaye
    Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
    “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
    Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Receives a Baby
    A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
    who opens her heart receives love,
    who opens her legs receives a Baby!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Bacho ko Janam dete hain
    Teacher: Passive me badlo!
    Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
    Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Janam dete hain..


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Underwear dikhana
    A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

    A customer girl asked:
    Underwear dikhana plz.
    Sardar thora sharmakar:
    G aaj nahi pehni:p


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Honton pe Kaante
    Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .
    Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . .
    Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage Hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Underwear main
    Aapki underwear mein kya ha.?
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    Elastic hi hoga,naade wali kaun pehnta hai aaj kal.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Abortion
    1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe Chaku se Maar raha tha.
    2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mat agar Sapne Sach Hote to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana padta.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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