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Latest Adult SMS Jokes:
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Little boy 2 his father
Little Boy: Dad how was i born?
Dad:
Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO
we setup data via E-mail & met in
cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from
my hard drive . just when i was abt 2
upload . We discovered that none of us
installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit
Delet.
9Months later a pop up apeard
"U GOT A MALE"
By:
Tillu G
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Kuch bhi nahi
Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.
By:
Janjoo
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6 Fingers
Master: Beta batao tumhare hath main kitni unglian hain?
Bacha: 6(Six)
Master: Haramzade kitni baar kaha hai k hath chadi main daal ker nahi gina ker...!
By:
Janjoo
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Lot of S E X
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
By:
Rashi Joker
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LIPTON TEA BAG
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG , Kahty Hain
By:
Rashi Joker
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Not to worry!!!!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied "NO Never!!"
Boy said to Girl : "Dekha! main ne kaha tha na! Tu aise he dar rahi thi"
By:
Rashi Joker
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