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  • Kal Kyon Nahi aai thi?
    Teacher 2 Girl : Tu kal kion nahi aayi thi........?

    Girl: sir kal mainu tattian lagiyan c.....!!!

    Teacher: Ae Kehri Wadi Gal hai.......

    Sade Tattay Lage Ne..... Asi Ta Roz Aande Hain....


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Lady in Pary
    In a party Lady wanted to go to Toilet so she inquired with a Sardar:

    Sardar jee Su Su karney ki jagah dikhao please



    Sardar jee Replied: You Naughty Baby pehley tum dikhao na


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pehley Kiss phir Miss
    Pehley kiss karo

    Phir Palang pe letaa do

    Phir chaddi utaro

    Phir neechey hath phero

    aur check karo keh







    Baby ne Su Su to nahi kiya??


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • gurl to Boy
    girl to Boy: tum larkey kisi larki main sab se pehley kia dekhtey ho ?

    Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai keh Larki aa Rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai!!


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Child to Papa
    Child: papa aunty ka pait kiun phoola hai?

    Papa: tujhey sab pata hai...

    child: nahi pata promise!

    Papa: in ke pait main paani bhara hia..

    Child: Oh No! bacha to doob jai ga!!


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • bachey bahut achey
    nurserry class ke bachey aur bachi teacher se:
    Miss kia chotey bachon ke bachey ho saktey hain ?
    Teacher: No
    Bacha Bachi se: dekha tum aisay hi darr rahi thi!!!


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • weight
    Aik larki apna weight kar rahi thi
    aik coin dala to 56 KG
    Sandal utara 54
    jacket utari 52
    dupatta utara 51
    coin khatam ho gaye

    aik Sardar bola



    tu kaam jaari rakh coin main daaley jata hon


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Musharaf aur Wardi
    Musharaf Rema ka hath pakar ke bola:

    "Aao andar chalain"

    Rema: "Ki Faida wardi te tu laani nain"


  By: Babar Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Honey Moon
    Child: Papa jab aap aur mama honey moon par gaye to may kahan tha?
    Papa: Beta jatay huye mere pas thy or aatay huye mama k paas.


  By: Sabeen Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Jo kar sakta hai 
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    Le Tere Mobile Ki Scren Pe PESHAB kar diya. Jo Kar Sakta He Karle.


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
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