Chowdhary aayega to Kaam karengy
Wife A: I hate my Engineer Husband, "Erect & Erect".
Wife B: I hate my Doctor Husband, "Inject & Inject".
Wife C: You both are lucky, mine is Judge, "Tareekh pe Tareekh".
Wife D: Tum mujhse ziyada lucky ho, I hate my Vakeel husband jo pichle ek saal se hartaal pe hai,
Kehta hai Chowdhary aayega to Kaam karengy.
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